Just Say No

Wake up America!  We got socialism running rampant through government takeovers of the banks and automakers. We’re in one of the worst recessions ever. We’ve got a woman speaker of the house who cries. Two successful wars being run into the ground. Death panels on the rise. A President who talks to our kids. Practicing free speech results in having to apologize on Youtube. Gays taking over the church. Gays in the military. The demonization of even owning an automatic weapon (remember when they took away our tanks?). Prostitution run by the government (Acorn). Kids having abortions for fun and a woman in the senate that cries when someone challenges her opinions!

We were asleep at the wheel and gave the government over to the elitist Democrats and an urban president and look at what they did to the country in under a year. Think for one second at where we’ll be in four. It’s time to start talking about what to do about it folks. It is time to say NO to government. It is time to take our country back. The examples are numerous and there are many of them. In one second of thinking I thunk up at least 236. You’re right, that’s a big number! Let’s get at ‘em.

What’s super important about your country? That’s right, its borders. What does the government have? A couple “agents” watching a wall on one side and a couple “check points” on the other with only a couple of submarines to the left and right. Where has that gotten us? We’ve got poor Mexicans traveling with drugs to give to our kids down south and hippies giving the Marajuwana to our children and selling cheap drugs to our seniors up North! With no government telling us what guns we can’t and can own think how many Mexicans and hippies would think twice about crossing with an attack drone sweeping down on them! Not to mention that the “boats” of Jamaicans would stop coming over when we have 698 submarines floating around on the East!

What else does the government do for us? Run the army, right? Look at what Obama’s doing, making us lose in the Middle East, talking to Arabs, and telling us how to talk to our captured terrorist. Let’s look at the war picture now by removing our government brain plugs. We do what should be done to our terrorist prisoners and get the information we need to protect the home front and after that we stick their heads on pikes and put them outside the gates to our bases. Worked for the Romans, worked for the Vikings and scared the hell out of the Redcoats back in 1776 when we were fighting for our freedom.

Who’s gonna wanna make IEDs after they see their dad’s head on a spike? Instead of having to worrying about appeasing the left and talking about how to go about fighting, we just fight. Guess what, war is done and outdated by 2012. Hey Russia! You trying to start something? BOOM! That’s a nuke to Moscow. That’s the end of the cold war. Hey Palistine and Israel, stop fighting, you’re pissing everybody off. BOOM! There goes all your holy sites, what are you gonna fight over now? And as far as the Middle East goes, we have something like 6,000 nukes and they don’t even have that many cities, people! See what I’m talking about here? It’s all so simple if you just sat down and thought about it.

You know how many pederasses are out there and killers and rapists? What does the government do? Puts them in prison so they can escape and get big city lawyers to get them innocent. What would happen if there weren’t any government? Do you know that if you get sentenced to the death penalty you sit around and wait for like 5 years? Yeah, we’re talking next day executions for the prisoners out there. For the pederasses and sickos I differ with my friends a bit. I say we drop them off on an island and some say just throw them over the border. Worth debating but both are viable. Oh, and the liberals, “but the Mexicans are a vital part of the economy and do work that Americans don’t want to.” Yeah, well look at the prison population, there’s your work force. Maybe those punk art kids will think twice about dealing their weeds when they end up doing hard labor for two years, you know how much they don’t like to work.

Well, I’m running out of space here and want to make sure I talk about what’s going on today with the public option. With no government you know what happens? The people that aren’t willing to work hard enough to afford a doctor get what they deserve and hopefully die somewhere outside of the city limits (dying inside city limits should be outlawed I think, I know it’s controversial). What are all the hippy green people always complaining about? “Whhhhhhaaahhhh there are too many people people on this Earth using up all its stuff and resources!” Yeah, no public option means decreasing the surplus population and thinning the herd. Try that Barry Obama, I heard you like to “consider” all the options before you make a “decision.” If you would just keep your big dirty hands out of the market and let business do what it does best and work. Take away the red tape my friends and you shall flourish.

I know some of these ideas may be new to you and you may say I’m not going far enough. But sit on them over the weekend and let them gestate in your head and think heavy with your heart. Just trying to keep it real folks and keep you informed. The world is becoming more scary by the day and you need to know who to trust. Trust me and say NO to government and YES to the people (not those in the big cities or Hollywood, obviously).

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