Wet Panties and Har Mar Superstar

There isn’t a bad time to be had this holiday season when you consider there may be nothing better than waking up after Christmas day and heading out to the bar to catch a whiff of wet panty at a Har Mar Superstar show. Even guy panties find themselves mysteriously soaked when this native Minnesota boy takes the stage.

What is it that drives the crowd so wild? Well, come down and check it out. Har Mar has rewritten the rules of sexy and commands the crowd like some sort of He-Madonna.

When asked how Fargo compares with the national landscape, Har Mar recounts that, “I love Fargo. I think last time I was there I made out with everybody, so that was fun!”

He is currently on tour with his L.A. roommate, Preston Olson, and Olsen’s new band, Nonplus. Having played just one show to date—at an L.A. house party—Nonplus travel with Har Mar for their second and third shows, Fargo and Minneapolis. Be proud, Midwest, this isn’t happening all over the country… yet.

Known to perform in his underwear only and with a ghetto-blaster style jam box, Har Mar is going to play this show with a drum and bass addition to liven up the set. Always on the grow and with new songs in his repertoire, Har Mar Superstar promises to provide an awesome night on the town.

Har Mar adds, “If you want your holiday season to be complete, you’ll come party with me cuz I’m the f#%king best.”

Fans know it. Newcomers figure it out. Har Mar Superstar puts on a excellent show and provides quality entertainment. He’s got a Christmas present for everybody, and you can check it out for free on youtube.com/crappyholidays. It’s a Mariah Carey cover where Har Mar plays the role he may take over after retirement from show business: one who loves to cater to the masses.

Wine hangovers and full bellies are no excuses to miss this holiday treat. Come down to the Aquarium this Friday, Dec. 26 and dance away any holiday blues you may have been feeling.

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