Jim Collins: Tea party

To the Editor:

Tea baggers, the brainchildren of the hijackers of the Republicans’ party. An herbal need, a cut and dried, partisan, cultural “con"coction in a sack, unloosed on Washington D.C. by the hijackers.

Political propaganda, communications experts, fearmongers, wise at programming the gullible, shallow, and the empty-headed-thoughtless followers; all (their base: “con"servatives) to their own detriment, high on false flavors.

Quaint little buggers, born of the for-evil mind minglings of the party’s user-abuser prostituters, their pimps and their clientele, to be doctored and delivered by G.O.P. quacks. Upon birth, the little aliens on a string and tag are trying to crawl into the party’s folds to be reborn. As what?

A new tap rot in the G.O.P’s family tree? Perhaps the real roots of the Republicans’ wood would like to ask themselves, do we need this added weight of the sap branches and new leaves of these new babies to go with the old limbs of the Bush/Cheney debarkle? New limbs of hate, rage, and racisms.

Green tea-baggers with colored prejudices, whose grassroots appear to be firmly rooted in the media-driven and manipulated manure pile in the barnyard that is the Fox Noise Cluster? Pitched there by Dick’s Army—Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, are a whole host of bitchers and bull-spreaders.
All neatly bagged and trying to steep in any conservative’s cup for authenticity. C-PACs, maybe? See, look at us—we are real nuts.

Will the tea baggers’ regressive blend of poisoned tea, brewed in C-PAC’s cup, boileth over onto the laps of the G.O.P? Ouch! Will the teabags hang around their necks, to flop in their faces, causing flops in their 2010 and 2012 races, like waving as red flag at the Civil Rights Bull?

Will the Democratic sheep wake up from the toot-toot-tooting of Little Boy Blue’s horn in time to tip over the wolves’ teacart? Or maybe Grampa’s in the bag himself. How ‘bout that?

-Jim Collins, Sr.
Casselton