Tracker Pixel for Entry

How to go vegetarian

Editorial | October 14th, 2016

By Tom Bixby

tom@hpr1.com

There are lots of good reasons to become a vegetarian. Meat contains the harmful kind of fat, can cause food poisoning, and animals suffer and die to produce it. You can help yourself lose weight, do your bit to protect the environment, and ingest more nutrients.

Start with a good cookbook. Our favorite is Martha Rose Shulman, “The Very Best of Recipes for Health.” Or you could go online and visit Post Punk Kitchen, http://www.theppk.com/

First, don’t try to do it cold turkey. If you go along gradually it’s more likely to be permanent, with fewer relapses.

Eating is one of our main sensory pleasures. It follows that food of whatever kind should be tasty and pleasurable. That doesn’t mean go to the nearest convenience store and scarf up whatever’s in front of you. There are plenty of vegetarian choices that taste good and are nutritious as well, and you will discover them as you sample your way through supermarkets and the refrigerators of friends and acquaintances.

Eliminate one item at a time, and make it something you don’t like that much. Red meat is a good starting point for many of us.

Don’t follow someone’s published and recommended diet. Work with what tastes best to you. Don’t worry about what’s good or bad for you. Eat what you like.

If you do have a relapse and wolf down an entire bratwurst, forgive yourself and start over.

There are lots of priggish people around, who severely criticize any deviations from a strict diet. It goes without saying that you should politely refuse lunch invitations from any

such. Or it may be just your luck to be engaged in conversation with one of them. As soon as they make a remark favorable to strict veganism or strict anything, make an excuse, “and now if you’ll excuse me,” and go away.

It does sometimes happen that you’re in a restaurant with a fussy eater, who thinks everyone should eat as they do. There are conversational cues you may not be familiar with. Carnivores sometimes say that they don’t trust anybody who doesn’t eat meat. If vegans see you enjoying something they disapprove of, they will tell you how it was produced in great detail, to try to spoil your appetite.

In that case, remember to order grapefruit for dessert. If you are uncertain what to do next, watch James Cagney in a short clip from “The Public Enemy,” (1931). Here’s a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4R5wZs8cxI

If someone is kind enough to invite you to dinner, don’t tell them you’re a vegetarian. Be served with what everyone is having and eat all the non-meat items. If the host asks if you are a veggie, say no, you just don’t feel well at the moment. Most people think one should inform the host of dietary preferences, but we disagree. Why impose the work and inconvenience of an extra dish? If you are tempted and eat what’s on your plate, forgive yourself as in the above-mentioned bratwurst.

If someone you don’t like is going veggie, do invite them to dinner and add jurubeba to something they’re about to eat. Jurubeba (solanium paniculatum) is abundant throughout the Amazon basin, available in Latin groceries, and is supposed to be an aid to digestion. Saying it is bitter doesn’t go far enough. It tastes like something industrial that got into your lunch by mistake. It looks just like peas and they’ll never know until they bite into it.

_____________

[Editor’s note: the opinions expressed in this guest editorial are the writer’s own, and do not necessarily represent the views of the High Plains Reader.]



Recently in:

Press release Celebrate Dinosaur Day on Thursday, Oct. 16 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the North Dakota Heritage Center & State Museum (612 E Boulevard Ave. in Bismarck). This free, family-friendly program is open to all ages. A…

By Michael M. Millermichael.miller@ndsu.edu The Northwest Blade, from Eureka, South Dakota, published a wonderful story in August 2020. It’s called “Granddaughter keeps Grandmother’s precious chamomile seeds,” by Cindy…

Sunday, October 19, 10 a.m.Buffalo River State Park, 565 155th St. S., Glyndon, MNHosted by the Red River Valley Chapter of Herbalists Without Borders at Buffalo River State Park for a fun fall day full of flora. (Say that three…

By John Strandjas@hpr1.com Yes, we know, everywhere you look, the world situation is mental. It’s almost inescapable just how tenuous life’s circumstances are. And how they are mostly — pretty much entirely — out of our…

By Ed Raymondfargogadfly@gmail.comWill we be banging or whimpering at the end of the American empire?T.S. Eliot’s poem “The Hollow Men” accurately portrays the end of most empires in his first lines: “We are the hollow men/…

By Rick Gionrickgion@gmail.com Holiday wine shopping shouldn’t have to be complicated. But unfortunately it can cause unneeded anxiety due to an overabundance of choices. Don’t fret my friends, we once again have you covered…

By Rick Gion and Nichole Hensenrickgion@gmail.com The wait is finally over. Those who have visited Nichole’s Fine Pastry & Cafe lately know about the recent major additions and renovations that have taken place over the past…

By Sabrina Hornungsabrina@hpr1.com Dakotah Faye is a hip-hop artist from Minot, North Dakota, and he’s had a busy year. He’s released two albums. This summer he opened for Tech N9ne in Sturgis and will be opening for Bone…

By Greg Carlsongregcarlson1@gmail.com The multiple meanings of the title location in Mercedes Bryce Morgan’s “Bone Lake” cover the sex and death spectrum that will flummox Diego (Marco Pigossi) and Sage (Maddie Hasson) as…

By HPR staffsubmit@hpr1.com Mark the first weekend of October on your calendar. It’s the weekend of the Studio Crawl, which takes us all on a wonderful, metro-wide tour of our talented (and often wacky) arts community. On October…

Press release“Shakespeare with a sharpened edge.” To launch its 2025 – 2026 season, Theatre NDSU is thrilled to team up with Moorhead-based organization Theatre B to perform a co-production of Shakespeare’s “Romeo and…

By Annie Prafckeannieprafcke@gmail.com AUSTIN, Texas – As a Chinese-American, connecting to my culture through food is essential, and no dish brings me back to my mother’s kitchen quite like hotdish. Yes, you heard me right –…

By Sabrina Hornungsabrina@hpr1.comNew Jamestown Brewery Serves up Local FlavorThere’s something delicious brewing out here on the prairie and it just so happens to be the newest brewery west of the Red River and east of the…

Press Release As Breast Cancer Awareness Month begins, Essentia Health is highlighting an innovative — and recently expanded — program that brings early breast cancer detection services to rural communities. Essentia’s mobile…

By Alicia Underlee NelsonProtests against President Trump’s policies and the cuts made by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) are planned across North Dakota and western Minnesota Friday, April 4 and…

By Vern Thompsonvern.thompson@rocketmail.comMoral accountability and the crisis of leadership  As a recovering person living one day at a time for the last 35 years, I have learned not to judge others because I have not walked in…