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​Deport liars to Mars

February 10th, 2026

By Ed Raymond

Trump, White House, cabinet and advisors are documented criminal liars who should be deported to Mars on Musk’s rockets

So, our Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) police are out in the country arresting the worst of the worst, convicted criminals, predators and liars so they can be detained and then deported to countries that have a certain overwhelming stench. Our government is looking for as many as 22 million of them.

ICE should have started the search in…

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​Artificial Intelligence versus Artificial Stupidity

January 5th, 2026

By Ed Raymond

A mind that snapped, cracked, and popped at one hundred

I wasn’t going to read a long column called “Centenarian: A Diary of a Hundredth Year” by Calvin Tomkins celebrating his birthday on December 17 of 2025 because it was 14 pages of small type in The New Yorker.But, being a compulsive reader, I started it.

He hooked me immediately because his mind was still young and his word selection was enticing — although with a severe case of macular degeneration (he was…

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​Winners of the Ignoble Hall of Shame and Hate

December 29th, 2025

By Ed Raymond

We have millions of candidates from 108 Billion people on Earth

With population experts estimating that at least 100 billion Homo sapiens have lived and died on earth, that means we have had millions of blessed and cursed Great Leaders, some real bad dudes and a dominating duchess or two before the 21st Century — and we have thousands since the century after Jesus Christ. I am going to concentrate on three great candidates for the top winner for entrance to the International…

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​Jean-Jacques Rousseau was right

December 29th, 2025

By Ed Raymond

“When the people have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich”

About 250 years ago my poor French ancestors had nothing to eat so they rebelled against the crown of Louis XVI and Queen Antoinette — after he had helped Americans defeat the British — and stormed the Bastille in Paris, the symbol of monarchical power in France on July 14, 1789. The royal prison of France had only seven prisoners in a country with 26 million people, the most population of any European…

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​Bigotry and Heat

December 29th, 2025

By Ed Raymond

fargogadfly@gmail.com

Will the human species destroy ourselves with bigotry and heat?

The most inspiring of our leaders in the last century was Prime Minister Winston Churchill of England at the beginning of World War II when he declared: “Never give in — Never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.” He also was smart enough to recognize “A lie gets halfway around the world before the…

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​Wealth without wisdom

December 9th, 2025

By Ed Raymond

fargogadfly@gmail.com

Will we move up from Homo sapiens to Human empathians?

The big question is, will the world’s billionaires who are now Homo sapiens gain enough human empathy to save the world from themselves — and heat? The world currently has more than 3,000 billionaires and many millions of multi-millionaires who want to move to the level of Bezos and Musk, the trillion dollar man. A very strong majority of both have the attitude expressed by New York City…

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​From Terrible Trujillo to Tempestuous Trump

December 2nd, 2025

By Ed Raymond

fargogadfly@gmail.com

Will the Divided States of America end up selling bananas?

Sixty-nine years ago, I was in charge of an advance party of the 6th Marines Regiment assigned for training in the Caribbean at Vieques Island, Puerto Rico and Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, with stops in the Dominican Republic and Haiti. Our job was to set up housing, latrines, tents, water supplies and recreation areas for about a four-month training schedule. In addition, it was also our job to spend…

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​A gold throne for King Donald

December 2nd, 2025

By Ed Raymond

fargogadfly@gmail.com

Why not put all of our gold at Fort Knox to common good?

With all of the gold and marble Donald Trump has been splattering and gluing around the White House and Oval Office, why don’t we put all of that gold in Fort Knox, Kentucky at work on Capitol Hill and the White House and the new ballroom? Why not have the Secretary of the Treasury bid on the solid gold toilet put up for auction at Sotheby’s in New York City on November 18? The bidding started…

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​Charge of the lost Democrats

November 24th, 2025

By Ed Raymond

fargogadfly@gmail.com

Democrats have MAGA, MAHA, MAWF, and Trumplicans to fight

My favorite analyst of things religious and political is Finton O’Toole who uses plain English, curses, temper, and knowledge to make a point. He has just published the autopsy of the death of the Democratic Party in the 2024 presidential election in the New York Review of Bookstitled “The Lingering Delusion.”

As he examined the dementia of President Joe Biden and the empathy and policies…

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​Vatican perplexed by vexatious sex

November 18th, 2025

By Ed Raymond

fargogadfly@gmail.com

Will the Vatican ever love LBGTQUIA+ with open hearts and minds?

Christians have been hot and bothered by sex for 2,000 years and Catholic popes, cardinals, bishops, priests and nuns have been flummoxing Catholics on their knees in pews or in confessionals forevermore. Will the Vatican ever evolve to enroll all members of the human race? In early days we have the Prophet Paul stating celibacy is preferable to marriage because “it’s better to marry…

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